The ladies love that man on the anatomage.
He is (you could say) the vrai fromage.
His nakedness arouses badinage
Among this blue-rinsed entourage.
His innards show a sublime montage
Of organs and – mes braves, courage! –
All key parts in this male garage.
Shall we ask the medics for a bit of triage?
No, let’s just stay gazing and paying homage
To our man lying on the anatomage.